...but before y'all pull out ya pom poms, pop a bottle of champagne or do whatever you weirdos do to celebrate someone else's downfall lemme give you three obvious reasons DGB is prolly gonna be aight.
2. For better or worse...Our long term memory is TERRIBLE. Chris Brown put Rihanna through the fucking spin cycle, Ocho Cinco headbutted a chick & John Lennon used to straight up beat the estrogen out of women. With that said I follow Ocho Cinco on twitter & white people love The Beatles so hey there's that.
1. This isn't the first situation of its kind. Janoris Jenkins, Josh Gordon & Terrelle Pryor are just a few examples of guys who made a bonehead decision in college but still found ways to show off their best endzone dance on gameday in the NFL.
You really gotta be a swaggerless dickhead who's somewhat disappointed with ya own life to wish any type of malice on DGB or any child of God who isn't even old enough to buy vodka let alone rent a car. Cut the kid some slack.
...and don't argue with me if you can't throw a perfect spiral. -Lando